Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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