why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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