You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
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Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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