She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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