I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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