It's Friday. Sex?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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