WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
