i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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