i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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