Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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