If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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