I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬