Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.