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Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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