i barfeds in our rink
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
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im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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