Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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