I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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