PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
