The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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