The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
that may or may not have been my penis.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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