normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
After tacos, we're chasing women.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Randomize
