I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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