do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She tied me up with her honor cords...
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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