i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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