The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
He shit in the fireplace
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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