I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
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lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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