Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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