I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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