Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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