Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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