did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Randomize
