He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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