then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Randomize
