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(757): View more from Virginia

She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home

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(309): View more from Illinois

I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?

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(480): View more from Arizona

Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy

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(914): View more from New York

i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.

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(941): View more from Florida

how did the keg end up in the top bunk?

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(512): View more from Texas

That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

not that i'm not about exploiting men for money

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