at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
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you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
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I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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