jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
It's blow job season.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Randomize
