she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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