its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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