I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I got inside last night via doggy door
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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