5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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