True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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