Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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