Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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