Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
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You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
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Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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