you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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