Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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