Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Randomize
