Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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