I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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