and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
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