Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
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I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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