I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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