oh god the rape fog is back!
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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