Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
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Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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