We're like a lot better than the average bears
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
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Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING