these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.