ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I FOUND THE LEGS
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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