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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
